Cami Park

Posts Tagged ‘Pig’

MABEL

In Art, Confessional, Prose on March 9, 2010 at 8:17 pm

I have a new story, Even the Smallest, up at the always fresh Wigleaf. Plus a postcard.

River pig

In Art, Poetry, Science on February 4, 2010 at 6:21 pm

Albertus Seba

I cannot see her tonight.
I have to give her up,
so I will eat fugu.
Buson

Slaughter, atrocity, and foodstuffs

In Confessional, List, Prose on December 2, 2009 at 5:16 am

>kill author has a story of mine in their latest issue, which seems top heavy with slaughter, atrocity, and foodstuffs. Meaning, I fit right in.

Comfortable

In Household, Nutrition, Photography on October 10, 2009 at 5:37 pm

BEFORE I DIE I WANT TO . . . a polaroid project by nicole kenney and ks rives

Pete Jones’s Canadian Bacon Pizza
Cami Park

1 12-inch unbaked pizza crust
1 cup pizza sauce
2/3 cup mozzarella cheese
6 oz chopped Canadian bacon
1/2 cup thinly sliced mushrooms
1 small green or red bell pepper, seeded and sliced
1/2 tsp crushed dried oregano
1/2 tsp crushed dried basil
crushed red pepper flakes

Get off the couch. Shuffle into the kitchen. Read note on refrigerator, and gather together pizza crust, pizza sauce, hunk of mozzarella cheese, package of Canadian bacon, pint of mushrooms, and oregano, basil, and red pepper flakes. Take forever to find the damn pepper. Wonder if a yellow one would have been okay too.

Read recipe again. Pick up cheese and put it down again. Read package of Canadian bacon. Try to figure out how to get 6 oz from the 10 oz package. Open it up and eat some. Sigh heavily. Poke at the mushrooms. They look dirty. Pick up the damn pepper and turn it over and over again in your hand. What the hell is seeded?

Stare dumbly at it all for a moment. Call Domino’s.

Prep time: 1 hour. Feeds Pete.

previously published in Forklift, Ohio

We are in love

In Film, Mathematics, Philosophy on October 2, 2009 at 12:01 am

Effie3's Photostream

When we are in love we seem to ourselves quite different from what we were before.
Blaise Pascal

Say farewell

In Art, Household, List on September 21, 2009 at 2:18 am
Letman

Letman

Adventure pig

In Drama, History, How to on September 18, 2009 at 12:21 am

Why did they do this?

War pig - Wikipedia